Chairperson's Ridiculous Hairdo
It's a doozie! Our Chairperson's hairdo is a marvel of modern science. A towering pompadour of epic proportions, it defies gravity and good taste.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a picture:
History of the Hairdo
It all started when our Chairperson, Bob, discovered a can of hairspray on his desk. He sprayed it liberally, and... well, the rest is history.
The Science Behind the Hairdo
A team of expert hair scientists (okay, it was just Bob's cousin Larry) studied the hairdo and discovered it to be a perfect example of the following laws:
- The Law of Unpredictable Viscosity: The hairdo has a tendency to move of its own accord, defying the fundamental laws of physics.
- The Law of Uncontrollable Volume: Despite being styled with a can of hairspray, the hairdo has grown to epic proportions, defying the laws of aerodynamics.
- The Law of Unrelenting Whorlness: The hairdo has developed a life of its own, taking on a personality that defies explanation.
Consensus of the Committee
The Committee of Conundrums has reached a consensus on the following points:
- The hairdo shall be displayed prominently on the front page of the Committee's website.
- The hairdo shall be the subject of at least two scientific studies per year.
- Anyone caught making fun of the hairdo shall be subject to a sternly-worded letter from the Chairperson.